Happy New Year... What I learned in 2009

I learned a lot of things in 2009. You know what they say, you learn something new everyday. I'll share a couple of things I've learned this year that stick out in my head on this last day of 2009. Maybe you all can do the same. Just to reflect on the year that just past us by?

First:

I have learned that it is more socially acceptable to be 16 and pregnant or 42 and single, than it is to be 26 and married with no children.

Second:

I learned that if you sell 110 million records and die, then you can sell a hell of a lot of T Shirts.