Man vs Car

The other day I had a little showdown with my car. See me and this car have kind of a love hate relationship going on. It serves its purpose most of the time, but it loves to F with me. It likes to do little annoying things, for example the "Check Engine" light will be on for days, but when I bring it by a mechanic it will magically turn off making me look like an ass.

So I was driving to work the other day, it was one of those mornings where all the windows in the car fog up so you cant see a damn thing. I turn on the heat to defog the window but it was too hot for heat. I then turned on the AC but it was too cold for AC. So I rolled down the window but then it started to rain. FML Car: I, Man:0

Next I'm leaving work and my car battery dies. WTF, a guy at my job tells me he has an Easy Quick Jumper, an "Easy Quick Jumper" uses the cigarette lighter to jump your battery. Ironically this turned into a hard and long ass process. During this process some how the car that was giving me a jump, died. FML Car: II, Man:0

Finally I get a real jump and I'm on my way home. As I drive down the road, telling my car how much of a piece of sh@# it is I hit grid lock traffic.  I decide to cut through West Roxbury because I know there is another way to get to my house through West Roxbury.  After about 20 minutes I get lost and decided to use my GPS so it can find me. I use the GPS and it takes me right the way back to where I started in the first place. FML Car:III, Man: 0.

You win this one Car but just remember P residence Day is right around the corner.

oxyMORONS... The Workout Room

So I gave my weight bench to my cousin who said he was going to turn one of the rooms in his house into a workout room, right. I went over there yesterday to do a few sets, I'm getting a little out of shame so I'm trying to bring sexy back like Justin. What do I see when I get there? Cigarette butts, roaches, and candy wrappers all over the place. To top it off their is only like 20 pounds on the bar. lmao My guess is they smoked a blunt and a few cigarettes, ate some candy to "fuel up" but they didnt want to blow their high so they only put 20 pounds on the bar to work out with. lol