I learned a lot of things in 2009. You know what they say, you learn something new everyday. I'll share a couple of things I've learned this year that stick out in my head on this last day of 2009. Maybe you all can do the same. Just to reflect on the year that just past us by?
First:
I have learned that it is more socially acceptable to be 16 and pregnant or 42 and single, than it is to be 26 and married with no children.
Second:
I learned that if you sell 110 million records and die, then you can sell a hell of a lot of T Shirts.
If this isn't a joke then it is now. Lmao Japan has taken the snuggie and made a sleeping bag version. Never mind not having hands openings, my only question is, how do you pee?
For conspiracy theorist, such as my self, who think Facebook collects all your info and never deletes a message because FB is working with the FBI, this article is for you
Craig "lazie" Lynch, who defiantly can't be one of my Facebook friends cause he would have seen my conspiracy theory statuses, escaped from Hollesey Bay Prison in September. Lazie continues to update his Facebook page while on the run, to can keep his friends and family informed on what he is doing.
A recent update reads: "Trying to figure out my plans for New Years. I know what I want to do but its not that easy."
Guess I was wrong, or maybe they are just waiting it out so its not as obvious.
Before I post this video I just had to say I am so feeling Kanye's Verse, and this is why...
With the invention of Youtube, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter and Reality TV, being famous seem just out of reach for the average Joe these days. Over night successes are popping up everyday and it seems like every 15 minutes someone else is getting their 15 minutes of fame. Now I’m not mad at people for trying to get their shot. I'm not hating when I say "Life After" on TVONE is ganna have a lot more material in a few years. I feel yall. Get your hustle on in whatever way you can. Take advantage of your environment to better your situation. Andy Warhol predicted in the 60's that, in the future everyone will become famous for 15 minutes and I think this is that manifestation. My only issue is this new class of "The Broke Ass Famous."
Now some of "The Broke Ass Famous" are cool. You know they have their little shine, they got their small fan base and they are humble about it. But then you got the booshy, stuck up ones. The ones that feel like they really are somebody cause they got smacked a few times on camera, or the ones that feel they are the shit cause they have 2,000,000 myspace stalkers. It gets worst, now we have 'Myspace Models" who feel like they should be Americas Next Top Model so they post 10,000,000 and spend all their money on Canal Street to look that part. Meanwhile they are fronting like their important and act as if they are pair of fresh Space Jams...”brand new.” Or the Rapper with 10,000,000 videos on youtube who feels like he should be signed and starts shitting on people like he’s the man.
These people annoy the shit out of me. If your reading this and your one of "The Broke Ass Famous" who act like their to good for the average Joes just remember this. You’re also an average mofo. If you ever get your 15 min of fame, 15 minutes goes by pretty quick and you'll have a lot of explaining to do when you’re coming out the stock room at the GAP.
For those that know me you know im pretty critical about the music bizz. I'm always saying shit is wack because... well... cause shit is wack. My problem is that I am one of those rare people who listen to lyrics and feel that good lyrics need good beats followed by a good hook. If any of those are bad its not a good song to me. I always get the question, "Moo if everything is wack what do you think is good?" So here you go.
I was reading the Boston Herold today and came across this article. Apparently this lady had to call the cops to get her son to stop playing Grand theft Auto.
An argument ensued as Mejia unplugged her son’s PlayStation. Then, this mad-as-hell mother dialed 911. Police responded and managed to talk the boy into shutting off the game and going to sleep.
LOL thats crazy. Sounds like the cops had to talk em down like a suicide jumper. "Its going to be alright son. Just put the controller and step away from the Playstation." LMAO
Brazilian Butt Augmentation... and you was wondering where all these new fat asses came from.
The things people put theirs selves through is crazy. Now a days you can't even tell whats real and whats fake. Oh well, Iv come to terms with the fact that everything is fake these days. I say Fuck it, we live in a world of huge rubber boobs, Asian fatties, and awesome sports highlights thanx to enhancements. Just sit back, grab a beer and enjoy the show.
LOL @ The boyfriends face while the Dr is feeling up his girls ass
** This video is a little bit squeamish**
In my Jr year in college, the second day of class I stumbled into my 8AM American Literature course, a good twenty minutes late. Assuming the teacher was going to give me some smart ass "don't disrupt my class" speech, I tried to hide in the back of the class without causing too much noise. To my surprise the professor happily invited me to a seat in the front. She said, "Hey Danny, come sit up front." I thought, why the hell did she just call me Danny? 5 minutes later another student walking in named Danny. It finally made sense why she called me that. Danny was the other Black kid in the class.
My question too you guys is: Do you think all Black people look alike, and do you find people who do think so rude?
I must say, I can see how some people may feel like all Black people look alike. I mean, I think Asians look alike and I went to a high school full of Asians. In fact, I've been in several awkward situations when I mistakenly tapped on some random girls shoulder and shouted out, "Hey Lin Nguyen." Sometimes I have a hard time with White people as well. Following along with movies that have two main characters can gets a little confusing. ::Watching "Heat" and thinks to self:: Wait... wasn't that guy just trying to rob a bank? Now he's a cop??? wtf... lol... I don't care what you say Robert Deniro and Al Pacino look alike to me.
idk... I'm really curious as to what you guys think? Is it rude to think this? Is it Ignorant? Holla at me peoples.
They say I look like this guy and everyone else with light skin with light eyes actually.
A New Year is amongst us and this New Year is kind of special. Why you ask? Because it is the start of a new decade. That’s right the 01’s and the 03’s and the 0’shit!!! It’s really been ten years since Y2K!!! Wow, how the time fly’s, and speaking of flying, wasn’t our cars supposed to be flying by now? What’s up with that? It’s 2010 man. We gave them an extra ten years and these scientists haven’t even come up with those Nikes that lace themselves like in the “Back to The Future” movie:
I don’t know who I should talk to about that but I’m disappointed in whoever it is…
Anyways, back to the New Year… So every year we make a New Years resolution saying we will do this or that, and then we break it by 3pm Jan, 1st when we wake up. This year being the start of a new decade I wanted to do something a little different. As we enter the New Year and leave the old decade behind us, we should leave a few things with it.
So I have composed a list of 20 things we should leave in the 00’s. Enjoy…
1. The Nerd Look: Wearing suspenders and high waters. That look would have come in handy when I was younger and couldn’t afford my growth spurts. I had “he’ll grow into em” pants or “this boys growing too fast” jeans. But this isn’t then yall just look silly. Cut it out
2. Reality TV shows: Reality? They aren’t even realistic. A bunch of hot chick living in a house fighting for the love of some cracked out hype man. Give me a break. That isn’t real. If you really want Reality TV get your ass up off the couch and go outside. F your couch.
3. Krumping: You look like a crackhead giving birth
4. Soulja Boy: I know its not going to happen but it really should
5. Skinny Jeans: I did a keyword search the other day and found Men’s Skinny jeans were searched more then 3X as much as women’s skinny jeans. SMH. I don’t understand, why buy tight, tight pants that can’t even fit over your ass and then sag them so that they can be a little baggy. Why not just buy baggy jeans that fit?
Or get some of these...
6. Kanye West Glasses. They are just not cool.
7. Celebrity Drama: Do we really have nothing better to do with our lives then worry about who’s sleeping with Tiger and how hard Chris Brown can punch? Have our lives become that boring that we let celebrities lives take over ours? If so maybe we should all start a hobby, or find a new way to improve at our job or something. If we all did that then maybe, just maybe someone could finally come up with those Back to the Future sneakers I was talking about. I really wanted those things lol
8. Dance Step Songs: Cha Cha Slide, and Heeeey Margarina blew up because they were some what original and fun. The new electric slides, but now they are like spamming the radio waves. Supper man, Halle Berry, Ricky Bobby, Jerk, 2 Step, Walk it out, Lip Gloss STOP IT PLEASE YOUR KILLING ME!!!
9. UGG’s: Ladies really love these UGGLY things and I dont know why. To make matters worst, some how it became cool to wear them in 90 degree weather
10. Auto Tune: I don’t know if its just me but when rappers use Auto Tune they sound like they are drowning in shitty water
11.Speaking in Acronyms: OMG why do people say LOL when they are face to face with a person? SMH, you do realize that you could actually laugh out loud if the person says something that makes you ROFL
12. Crocs: They look like a bucket that I use to play with in my sandbox.
13. RAP BEEF: First it was Biggie vs Pac, then Jay-z vs Nas and after people seen how much money they were making off of “beef” everyone wanted to do it. Then we got whole crews like Dip Set vs Roc’a Fella, too 50 cent vs “anyone that’s kind of hot around the time 50’s album is coming out,” too Eminem vs Boy bands, pop stars, and old people. You know it’s bad when Mariah Carey has a diss record. Its all WWE anyways, I miss the days when artist came together and made hot collaborations like “4, 3, 2, 1”.
**Yes I’m aware there was beef’s before Big and Pac and that 4, 3, 2, 1 was the song that started the Canibus vs LL BS but you get what I’m saying man**
14. Myspace
15. Parody Movies: “Don’t be a Menace,” funny; “Scary Movie 1,” funny; everything else terrible.
16. The 80’s: When you’re walking down the street with a 2 foot high-top fade, a dookie chain, and a 10 pound Boom Box that hold only two 90 minute cassette when an iPod Nano holds 8GB of music, you have taken it way too far.
17. BCS: It doesn’t even make sense. Who thought of using calculations and formulas to vote on who the best competing team is? Whatever happened to competing for number 1?
18. American Idol:
This use to be entertaining but when Sanjia makes it to the top 12 its time to call it quits.
19.leopard print Snuggie
20. Payphones
Who needs em...
****BONUS!!!****
+1. Girls Taking Pix on the Toilet
+2. Ed Hardy
+3. Half Shaved Head
It really doesnt work unless ur as fly as Cassy anyways
